Random Moodiness

Well, I've been feeling pretty down for the last little while. I don't really know why, though. I've had no energy or motivation.
The house is a tip - the spare room is still full of boxes from the move. I can't seem to keep on top of everyday tidying and cleaning either.

I'm also very unhappy with my weight. Every year I decide that I'll be slimmer by the summer, and I'm always still fat and uncomfortable. I don't know why I can't just get off my flabby arse and do something about it.

I don't feel like a proper person. Everyone else can manage.

*sigh*


Anyway, in case anyone else is feeling down, here's some signs etc. that amused me.



Before you ask, no, it wasn't me who crossed out the incorrect apostrophe. Boo says it wasn't her either. ;-)



This is a price label in Ikea. It's for a sort of massage brush, and, in case you can't read the sign, it's called 'Knobber'. (Possibly funnier for Brits...)

(Also in Ikea)


Really? Milk that tastes like... milk? Being in Ikea, I thought it would taste like woodchip, but apparently not.

Oh, and finally this one...


Awww... Who's got a little noblet then? Yes, you have!

WTF?

I was watching The Graham Norton Show tonight and Kevin Bacon was a guest. He said that while Googling himself he found a Youtube video made by a fan who turned out to be just a tad obsessive.
Of course I had to look it up...

Freecycle

For your amusement, here's three of the best Freecycle ads I've seen since I joined.
The last one is my favourite, mainly due to the air of desperation in the heading...





OFFERED: 15" kinda rubbish flatscreen monitor (LEITH)Tuesday, 11 March, 2008 10:53 PM
From: "*********"
I've got a 15" (so pretty small) flatscreen monitor up for grabs, but as stated above its not
that good, the resolution is fairly pathetic unfortunately ! Probably good for something like a
kids computer or summat...oh and recipient must collect as I've no easy transport !

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OFFERED: FAULTY MOBILE PHONE (London Rd)Thursday, 6 March, 2008 11:05 PM
From: "************"
phone with faulty joystick and tendency to switch off by itself.

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Wanted: shed/robust tent/man & umbrella in garden 24/7(southside/edin
Posted by: "********"
Mon Apr 7, 2008 1:02 am (PDT)
I have been looking for some sort of garden storage, shed, etc. for so
long now I'm dreaming of it! I'm even thinking of putting up a tent
in the garden to keep all the kids bikes, toys, plant pots dry ...
Please help a woman who is going slightly deranged dreaming of sheds
and tents!