Funny stuff

I thought I'd post a couple of things that make me laugh, in case anyone needs cheering up.
This is the back of a DVD about fishing, that was being sold for 97p (US = $1.90, Aus. = $2.13) in a local supermarket.
It's all very innocent, but it sounds so porny it made my dad think it was worth showing me!



(Plus, that's one of the best names ever!)

I'm rereading The White Road by John Connolly, and found the bit that always makes me giggle, which is a bit embarrassing when I'm on a bus or train.

'Young men and women cruised up and down Broad, rap and nu-metal grinding out insistent, competing beats. Fred Durst, record company vice president, proud father, and multimillionaire, was telling the kids how their parents just didn't understand his generation. There's nothing sadder than a thirty-year-old man in short pants rebelling against his mom and dad.'

For anyone who doesn't know, this is Fred Durst.

Hope you enjoyed them. :)