Thursday, December 21, 2006

Spam

I thought that, in case any of you were in need of amusement, I'd share with you a piece of spam that landed in my e-mail inbox the other day. It was for a - shall we say - 'performance enhancing drug', and I loved the customer recommendation which accompanied it.It went thus...

'see what our customer said:
"I am truly enjoying my sexual rebirth. No more excuses, no more frustration, no more having to solely satisfy my girlfriend orally. I just pop 10 mg, and before long, I am a sex machine. Now that I can get rock-hard again, my girlfriend can enjoy her favorite position: being on top, which is difficult for her and somewhat dangerous for me if she tried that on my weak erection." Mr Jovan Nick from Toronto, Canada'


Maybe it's just my weird sense of humour, but that had me laughing for ages.

5 Comments:

At 11:13 pm, Blogger Hieronymus Anonymous said...

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At 11:19 pm, Blogger Hieronymus Anonymous said...

Hah!

Matt has said that he thought it would be less dangerous in impalement terms on the guy's 'weak erection'.

;-)

 
At 5:57 am, Anonymous smerk said...

:D My spam never seems to be that interesting...

 
At 2:57 pm, Blogger LaMa said...

My God, you actually read your SPAM???

I knew you were weird... ;-p

 
At 6:24 pm, Blogger oppiejoe said...

I can tell you a story about the danger of a strong erection and interrupted couplings if you wish....

I agree with Matt about weak erections being less dangerous for the male UNLESS the female gets frustrated and angry... then WATCH OUT BUDDY!!!

 

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