Frice

Last night I found myself pondering one of the great questions of modern science. What would a frog/mouse hybrid look like? There would be many possible combinations of frouse: leg length, fur/no fur, colouring, sticky tongue or gnawing teeth... The babies should be little pink fuzzy tadpoles. I think frice would make good pets . With the long tongue they could solve any insect problem and they'd scare off Jehovah's Witnesses too. I suspect that they would still throw their shite out of the cage and into my shoes though.
Now, all I need is an evil genetic engineering genius (or EGEG if you will).

I wonder if they have ads in the Yellow Pages?